weird things on our calendar. 12.23.08.

transferring dates to remember from our '08 to our '09 calendar, and found these random entries... some of them make absolutely no sense now, others are pretty funny.


Feb 9
"Lord knows you don't want to have to share with No Damn Baby."
-wendy, re: eliot's suggestion of big bird for "cactus"

Feb 26
t: I think spaghetti's pretty much the AOL of pasta.

Mar 15 - I pooped at the Grange!

Apr 7
tonya, re: open air bathrooms in bali..: The only thing worse than a monkey throwing poo at you is a monkey throwing your poo at you.

Apr 7, 8:47pm
t: it's in one ear and out Whatever.

Apr 21
t: Don't try to polish your beak on my branch, asshole.

May 8
t, exasperated: I don't know who it is. Buck Gordon Rogers Loggins Lightfoot. ok?!

May 19
t: you think i'm a lot more awesome than most people think i am.
r: Yeah, well I know you better.

May 22
r: Worst porn name. Ever. Dick Littler.

Jun 12
r, stroking an imaginary beard..: I wonder what's to do in Greeeeeenland?

Jun 14
tonya, re: fantasy purchase of a disco duck t-shirt..: Yeeeah!! Maybe I'll hit that shit with a Bedazzler, too!!

Jun 14, 11:10pm
t: how can you be so great in bed and such a Rotten Dancer??
r: my other senses make up for what's missing. Yeah. I'm awesome. I'm like - a blind man WITH SIGHT!

Jun 15, 1:13am
r: WhatEVER! I'm Batman.

Jun 17
r: Wow! Here's what you can do!

Jun 20 - Solstice, Bitches!!

Jul 18 - new dance moves by tonya..: The Best Represent. The Hook.

Jul 19
r: I'm like a sexy ninja on the dance floor. Except that you can see me.

Jul 19, 9:35pm
t: I ask you. Why do gus' kisses taste like logan's asssss.

Jul 26
t: You should have dated a sex therapist before me.
r: Nah. I would have wanted group therapy.

Sep 2
t: No... Kelly wouldn't be dating someone who's [claw hand signal] 'Weird in the Face'!

Nov 15 - Fidelio, Bitches!

Dec
t: i like this stuff, this 'Cottonelle.' is it environmentally friendly?
r: No.
t: what can we do that's environmentally friendly - that doesn't suck?
r: Sandpaper, Leaves.
t: that DOESN'T suck.
r: Cottonelle.
t: that's ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY.
r: My BUTT'S an environment.