transferring dates to remember from our '08 to our '09 calendar, and found these random entries... some of them make absolutely no sense now, others are pretty funny.
Feb 9
"Lord knows you don't want to have to share with No Damn Baby."
-wendy, re: eliot's suggestion of big bird for "cactus"
Feb 26
t: I think spaghetti's pretty much the AOL of pasta.
Mar 15 - I pooped at the Grange!
Apr 7
tonya, re: open air bathrooms in bali..: The only thing worse than a monkey throwing poo at you is a monkey throwing your poo at you.
Apr 7, 8:47pm
t: it's in one ear and out Whatever.
Apr 21
t: Don't try to polish your beak on my branch, asshole.
May 8
t, exasperated: I don't know who it is. Buck Gordon Rogers Loggins Lightfoot. ok?!
May 19
t: you think i'm a lot more awesome than most people think i am.
r: Yeah, well I know you better.
May 22
r: Worst porn name. Ever. Dick Littler.
Jun 12
r, stroking an imaginary beard..: I wonder what's to do in Greeeeeenland?
Jun 14
tonya, re: fantasy purchase of a disco duck t-shirt..: Yeeeah!! Maybe I'll hit that shit with a Bedazzler, too!!
Jun 14, 11:10pm
t: how can you be so great in bed and such a Rotten Dancer??
r: my other senses make up for what's missing. Yeah. I'm awesome. I'm like - a blind man WITH SIGHT!
Jun 15, 1:13am
r: WhatEVER! I'm Batman.
Jun 17
r: Wow! Here's what you can do!
Jun 20 - Solstice, Bitches!!
Jul 18 - new dance moves by tonya..: The Best Represent. The Hook.
Jul 19
r: I'm like a sexy ninja on the dance floor. Except that you can see me.
Jul 19, 9:35pm
t: I ask you. Why do gus' kisses taste like logan's asssss.
Jul 26
t: You should have dated a sex therapist before me.
r: Nah. I would have wanted group therapy.
Sep 2
t: No... Kelly wouldn't be dating someone who's [claw hand signal] 'Weird in the Face'!
Nov 15 - Fidelio, Bitches!
Dec
t: i like this stuff, this 'Cottonelle.' is it environmentally friendly?
r: No.
t: what can we do that's environmentally friendly - that doesn't suck?
r: Sandpaper, Leaves.
t: that DOESN'T suck.
r: Cottonelle.
t: that's ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY.
r: My BUTT'S an environment.
4:20 AM
7:22 AM
(7:15am)
ralph's still in the other room sawing logs. makes me wanna yell TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM-
(7:20am)
ahhahahaha! he jumped about 2feet straight up in bed, and yelled in a sleepy voice, "geez, Jennifer!! do you have to be so annoying?!" then he realized he was at home, and it was me.
i was laughing so hard that i fell over into bed for a minute.
(jennifer is ralph's little sister..! ahahahah)
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