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at my bird feeder.
12:01 AM
we watched a movie tonight from netflix (via instant play).
this movie SUCKED. it was hilarious, how badly it sucked.
even better was how funny ralph is when he's tortured by a bad flick.
he kept pointing at me with his angry monkey scowl and spent most of the movie with one hand clapped over his forehead and groaning. at one point i got up to get water and hit pause. ralph YELLED at me for prolonging his pain.
however! the best part was when the movie was Finally Over (109 minutes later), ralph felt compelled to write his first ever review on netflix.
it went a little something like this -
"You know when a dog poos, and another dog eats that poo, then poops it out and then another dog eats that poop and then that last dog tries to kiss you?
That is this movie."
i'm snickering, thinking about the netflix employee who will get this in their approve/reject review queue tomorrow morning.
11:27 AM
There is a candle in your heart, ready to be kindled.
There is a void in your soul, ready to be filled.
You feel it, don't you?
-Rumi
valentine's day '08, i sent a quartet to sing to ralph at work.
then i showed up in a rented gorilla costume with a homemade "i'm bananas 4 you" sign
i called his receptionist and she sent him to the 3rd story window, pretending to be all surprised by the weirdness in the parking lot
i skipped and dipped around, thumping my gorilla chest and skampering around with knuckles dragging
he was mortified. and a little proud?
celebrate your love, people!
7:48 PM
ok. so the Dude does Abide.
and he works at the Shell at N Portsmouth and N Lombard.
it's like a friggin Big Foot sighting...!.jpg)
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Plus ~ my favorite local thai spot ~ funny signage - Food and Drink Not Allowed. ?.jpg)
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